Tuesday 30 April 2013

Retroactive


A week of meetings in the office is not the sort of week of work that Malt 'n' Music Man enjoys and when the 'managementspeak' is flowing he can't understand why he is sat in a meeting discussing what should be done instead of just being out there and doing it!!! This week's prize word is 'retroactive' - which I think basically means we had it right years ago before we started changing for change sake!



At least there was the gig to look forward to at the end of the week - Malt 'n' Music was coming of age - as we ventured into music promotion. The idea had been formed at the Protest Song evening when a Harry Bird and the Rubber Wellies track 'Ban the Bomb' made an appearance. The PM had seen them at a festival with the Malt 'n' Music Man and he turned to Malt 'n' Music Man and suggested putting on a gig at Moulton Village hall - and no sooner had Malt 'n' Music Man agreed than the email was written and sent!


The morning after the Malt 'n' Music night before is always one of whispers but the email from the PM seemed to shout 'They have only gone and said YES!'

Six months later the village hall was booked, the PA sorted, lights focused, bar stocked, all tickets sold and we were music promoters…

What a night it was too. Cast of Thousands (featuring a local spare-time Methodist Minister) opened the evening. Their set was blighted with technical problems but the crew worked hard to find the gremlins and by the time Cast of Thousands launched into 'King of the Road' the assembled sell out audience were in fine voice singing along and we all knew this was going to be a special evening.





Harry Bird and the Rubber Wellies took to the stage and immediately the village had two more friends. The band fed off the atmosphere in the room and the crowd fed off the musicianship and the divinely crafted songs. There were protest songs, songs about pirates, cycling, spanish songs and even a song in French! The first half finished with the new single Kettle of Silver - the band announced it was available on vinyl (complete with download code) during the interval!

What a sight to see during the interval that followed - children and young people queuing, buying and then wandering round the venue with vinyl in their hands - now thats retroactive!!

The second half was every beat as good as the first. Ban the Bomb complete with audience participation brought the house down. Steve Knightley (Show of Hands) often declares that its people's worst nightmare a folk gig with a sing-a-long chorus but the audience wanted more. As Harry Bird and the Rubber Wellies left the stage at the end of their second set the applause erupted and the crowd demanded an encore! The band were happy to please and played a new song again with gusty audience participation.





Music has its trends and different genres but at the end of the day there are only two types of music - Good and Bad! Harry Bird and the Rubber Wellies play good folk music and the crowd loved it.




You have to feel sorry for this generation as they are exposed to music on X-factor and all they see are so called 'artists' who want the fame and fortune that comes from the music industry over and above any musical integrity - they get to laugh at those so enticed by the dream that they fail to recognise that they can't sing, they see the tears of those who fail and the short-lived career of the winners. They also see the businessmen who exploit dreams for their own gain, the ones who are there year in year out growing rich on the hopes of the poor misguided fools.

You also have to feel sorry for those who have only ever been to an arena gig - arena gigs may have fantastic PA systems, unbelievable visual content and the biggest bands on the planet but no-one could ever have the same atmosphere that is created by a village who live together and are sharing an evening of music. After all this is what music is meant to be about - not faceless, tasteless, tone deaf moneymakers in suits - communities brought together.

This wasn't just a gig - this was retroactive music - music how it used to be. True artists who seek not fame and fortune but solely a place to play and entertain a community in its own space. An experience that is shared by those who meet in the local, in the street, walking the dog or as they come home from work and talk about what a great night it was…

…and it was.

Loud and Unplugged


Gig review to follow...


Malt 'n' Music 12
Acoustic
Track List to follow...


Monday 29 April 2013

Girls Still Not Allowed


Gig review to follow...


Malt 'n' Music 11
Ladies Night
Track List

  1. Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen
  2. Great Gig in the Sky - Pink Floyd
  3. Swing Low - Tiff Merritt
  4. Belong Together - Ricky Lee Jones
  5. Hello - The Cat Empire
  6. Child in Time - Blackmore's Night
  7. Edge of Seventeen - Stevie Nicks
  8. First Cut is the Deepest - PP Arnold
  9. Valerie - Amy Winehouse
  10. I Feel Love - Donna Summer
  11. Will You - Hazel O'Connor
  12. See If They Applaud - Thea Gilmore
  13. Something Got a Hold of Me - Beth Heart & Joe Bonamassa
  14. Love Machine - Arctic Monkeys
  15. A Case of You - Joni Mitchell
  16. Fast Car - Tracy Chapman
  17. Barracuda - Heart
  18. Pearl's a Singer - Elkie Brooks
  19. I Say a Little Prayer - Aretha Franklin
  20. Where the Wild Roses Grow - Nick Cave & Kylie Minogue
  21. Whole Lotta Rosie - AC/DC
  22. Proud Mary - Tina Turner
  23. Faster - Within Temptation

Saving the world - One Sip at a Time


Gig review to follow...


Malt 'n' Music 10
Protest Songs
Track List

  1. Military Madness - Graham Nash
  2. Peace Train - Cat Stevens
  3. Why Aye Man - Mark Knolpher
  4. Big Yellow Taxi - Joni Mitchell
  5. Sheep - The Housemartins
  6. Hurricane - Bob Dylan
  7. Lake of Fire - Barry Cleveland
  8. Ghost Town - Specials
  9. Police and Thieves - Junior Murvin
  10. Killing in the Name Of - Rage Against the Machine
  11. Rednecks - Randy Newman
  12. Rockin' In the Free World - Neil Young & Pearl Jam
  13. Zombie - Feli Kuti
  14. Profit in Peace - Ocean Colour Scene
  15. Keep On Keeping On - The Redskins
  16. Ban the Bomb - Harry Bird and the Rubber Wellies
  17. Real Good Looking Boy - The Who
  18. Whats Going On - Perfect Circle

How We Conduct Ourselves...

This was the night that nearly didn't happen - the Mav was due to host but was stuck at Hospital and so the Quizmaster came to the rescue and opened up his residence for the night to proceed.

This wasn't the only change to take place - we had a couple of Malt 'n' Music newbees Rock DJ and his mate (and ours) Morris Minor and they were thrown in at the deep end as they were first and second on the bill in the first half. Both made an assured start their first choices being welcomed by the Malt 'n' Music faithful.

Rock DJ even offered to produce the CD.

As the first half progressed it became clear that the band most likely to be found on a Desert Island would be the Kinks - as two of their tracks made an appearance in the first half!

As usual the food was themed and featured a few pineapples to say the least!! And then a very un-Desert Islandish pizza delivery (ham and pineapple so at least it continued the theme!)!! 

Into the second half and Rock DJ decided it was time to drag these middle-aged whiskey swilling musos into the 21st century and played a track we believe is described as something called 'electronic' music!

As a confused silence fell over the house no-one knew quite how to react, we had had some curveball choices before but here was something that no-one expected. Smashie (or was in Nicey) decided his glass needed refilling and disappeared into the kitchen. The rest of us sat in silence and concentrated very hard on our drinks not making any eye contact. Nicey (or was it Smashie) stayed in the kitchen for a long time pouring the slowest beer ever - minutes later as he formed the perfect head on his pint Smashie (or was it Nicey) walked back into the room just as Mr Fingers finished playing!

They say revenge is a dish best served cold and so it proved...

Nicey (or was it Smashie) brought us all back into our comfort zone with the Clash and we all relaxed and joked with each again.

Pretty soon it was the Mav's second choice and he confessed to always wanting to conduct an Orchestra and his second choice Resurrection Symphony would be the one he would love to conduct. The Quizmaster pointed out there were chopsticks in the kitchen and we set about forming an orchestra. Malt 'n' Music Man and his mate (and ours) Morris Minor formed the choir, the PM on percussion, Samshie (or was it Nicey) and Mr Chips the wind section, Nicey (or was it Smashie) and Little Drummer Boy (surprisingly) strings. Considering it was his first time the Mav was an exceptional conductor!



The evening ended, as they all do, too soon and we left the Quizmaster wondering what to do with all the pineapples...

However as I said earlier they say revenge is a dish best served cold and so it was as the CD produced by Rock DJ somehow, and he swears he knows not how, didn't contain Smashie (or was it Nicey's) tracks at all!!!




Malt 'n' Music 9
Desert Island Discs
Track List

  1. They Call Me the Breeze - JJ Cale
  2. Day Tripper - The Beatles
  3. Lenny - Stevie Ray Vaughan
  4. Hotel California - The Eagles
  5. Celluloid Heroes - The Kinks
  6. Lohengrin - Wagner
  7. Shangri La - The Kinks
  8. Looking for Somebody - Fleetwood Mac
  9. Sign of the Times - Prince
  10. Chia Mai - Ennio Morricone
  11. Gimmie Some Lovin - Thunder
  12. Thank You for the Music - Abba
  13. Fotheringay - Fairport Convention
  14. Good Vibrations - The Beach Boys
  15. Can You Feel It - Mr Fingers
  16. London Calling - The Clash
  17. Wednesday Morning 3am - Simon & Garfunkel
  18. Resurrection Symphony - Mahler
  19. Like a Rolling Stone - Bob Dylan
  20. The Masterplan - Oasis

Tuesday 11 December 2012

All I Got was this Lousy T-Shirt


Religious fervor swept through the village after the Malt 'n' Music Choir sang all their way home from the previous Malt 'n' Music so it seemed only right that the next night should be 'Songs of Praise'

In the build up to any night, many times, people seek a definition of the theme - but it is never defined always open to interpretation...

Did any of us know what the evening would bring?

Once again the Little Drummer Boy opened up his home for the revival meeting and the Malt 'n' Music men rolled up resplendent in their freshly purchased Malt 'n' Music t-shirts. The evening started like all good praise meetings with Parish Notices - not all appreciated the suggestion that the evening should also include a collection - was the religious fervour beginning to wane - a bad omen for our theme perhaps!!

So with the parish notices ditched we got on with what we came for - to sit back while we sipped back a single malt or seven and listen to songs that lift the soul...

And what an evening it was...

The music didn't disappoint but the evening was strangely lacking in anything to blog about! Smashy and Nicey found their way to the right house and even found their way home again, Little Drummer Boy didn't burn any chips, the Quizmaster didn't attempt any big words while inebriated, the Mav didn't try and convert us to the way of British Sea Power, Malt 'n' Music Man wore long trousers and the young 'un didn't even bring his dad - in fact he didn't come at all!!

Glasses were charged, stories told, glasses recharged, music played, glasses recharged, food devoured, glasses recharged - you get the general picture!

Yes many dressed the same like sad soppy 80's couples...





the Quizmaster and Malt 'n' Music Man argued over the empty collection plate, the counch was passed around to see who could get a tune out of it...





But we were soon to realise that tonight wasn't about the laughter - it was a right of passage - when Malt 'n' Music men came of age...

...the moment of the evening was as the Little Drummer Boy introduced his second Song of Praise. He told us of his work on the Nimrod aircraft, how he had been invited to her last flight and how the band had played Elgar's piece entitled Nimrod. 

As it played the hairs stood up on the back of our necks.


Was it the music? 


Yes...

       ...and...

                 ...no 

Was it the story revealing so much about the Little Drummer Boy's life? 

Yes...

       ...and...

                 ...no 

It was the connection between the two. 

Malt 'n' Music is at best a chance to drink, laugh, argue and listen to great music but it is also an insight into the souls of those who go - for that is what good music does - it touches the soul, identifies the deepest feelings and lifts the spirit. Every story we tell, every insight into why a track means so much reveals who we are, where we have come from and perhaps even where we may go.

But we don't need to over analyse and we don't need to try and philosophise. Dudley summed it all up as the silence fell after Nimrod finished - quietly saying: 'Kwality'


Malt 'n' Music 8
Songs of Praise
Track List

  1. The Chain - Fleetwood Mac
  2. Reverence - Jesus and Mary Chain
  3. Aufzug - Wagner
  4. Next to Me - Emeli Sande
  5. Hello Bonjour - Michael Franti & Spearhead
  6. Golden Slumber/Carry that Weight/The End/Her Majesty - The Beatles
  7. Laid - James
  8. Rocky Mountain Way - Joe Walsh
  9. This is the One - The Stone Roses
  10. Liberty Fanfare - John Williams
  11. Raiders' March - John Williams
  12. Moondance - Van Morrison
  13. The Stumble - Gary Moore
  14. Some Fantastic Place - Squeeze
  15. Nimrod - Elgar
  16. Another Night - The Hollies
  17. I'd Rather Go Blind - Etta James
  18. For Crying Out Loud - Meatloaf
  19. Stripper Vicar - Manson
  20. Les Nozze Di Figaro - Mozart
  21. Nesicku Na Nebi Hlubokem - Dvorak

Wednesday 7 November 2012

No Sleep 'til Moulton


So we hadn't covered ourselves in glory at the last outing of Malt 'n' Music! Guilty Pleasures could well have spelt the end for this little venture but it was worth one more try...

We could be born again.

Malt 'n Music Man opened up his small abode and the theme of covers was chosen as the one to save face and re-build the reputation of Malt 'n' Music.

In accordance with both the first and second rules of Guilty Pleasures Malt 'n' Music night no-one mentioned the previous outing.

It only took nine bars...

The keyboard played under the introduction and then...

As the guitar, drum and bass of the Sensational Alex Harvey Band kicked through in the 9th bar - Delilah belted out of the Malt 'n' Music Man speakers we knew that we had recovered and this was going to be a night to talk about. 

We were packed into the small room with the stereo cranked up and the alcohol flowing and the thing that had been missing from the previous meeting - the grunts of approval as a tracks started, the spontaneous shouts of 'TUNE', the raising of glasses and the nodding of approval was back.

We had been forgiven by the all powerful, the all musical God, our redemption was through the offering of his song for our salvation as we laid to rest the holy ghost of our guilty pleasures.

We were saved.

But there were virgins there that night ready to be sacrificed on the altar of the High Priestess of Malt and Music...

Dudley and Slow Hand Luke were not phased and entered into the ceremony with the earnest fervor of new converts, they drank, they listened, they drank some more, they shared their music and then drank even more... until Dudley uttered the immortal words '...its almost as good as the Motorhead version...' Ok maybe you had to be there - but it was his first confession!

Malt 'n' Music was back and with new recruits to keep the faith.

Half time started as usual with one or two stepping outside, refills, food and our little half time game - favourite Album Cover but there was a little surprise in store for Smashy (or was it nicey?) because Nicey (or was it Smashy?) let slip that Smashy (or was it nicey?) was celebrating a special birthday.

A cake was produced complete with candles and the boys clubbed together to buy Nicey (or was it Smashy?) a small gift...


The second half was as good as the first as with every tune, the volume was notched up, more was drunk until we were as loud as the music and it fell to new-boy Dudley to bring the evening to a close with his second choice.

But the zeal of a convert is hard to conceal. It was gone one in the morning but an impromptu Malt 'n' Music choir sang in the streets to spread the word and share the good news that all can be fed, redeemed and saved from all things evil like X-factor at the altar of the High Priestess of Malt and Music. 

They sang Jerusalem as they walked home a holy disorder of drunken monks.

Oblivious to the revival meeting taking palce in the village streets Malt 'n' Music Man slipped into bed and expected to hear a comment from Mrs Malt 'n' Music Man like '...that was a bit loud wasn't it...' but nothing was said. In the morning Mrs Malt 'n' Music Man assured Malt 'n' Music Man that she had slept through it all - which is more than can be said for the poor souls of the village woken by a drunken and out of tune Jerusalem! 

There was new life in Malt 'n' Music - we had experienced resurrection - not that it felt much like that the next morning!!!






Malt 'n' Music 7
Cover Me
Track List

  1. Delilah - The Sensational Alex Harvey Band
  2. Mr Soul - Rush
  3. Simple Man - Shinedown
  4. Fiddle and the Drum - A Perfect Circle
  5. Don't Pass Me By - The Georgia Satellites
  6. Whiskey in the Jar - Metallica
  7. Hallelujah - Jeff Buckley
  8. The Band Played Waltzing Matilda- The Pogues
  9. Long Tall Sally - The Beatles
  10. Islands in the Stream - Rob Bryden & Ruth Jones
  11. Whiskey in the Jar - Thin Lizzy
  12. Fields of Gold - Eva Cassidy
  13. Slipping Through My Fingers - Meryl Streep
  14. Somewhere Over the Rainbow - Eva Cassidy
  15. Shape of Things - Gary Moore
  16. Money for Nothing - Wille and the Bandits
  17. Born to Run - Alan Clarke
  18. I Kissed a Girl - Travis
  19. Live and Let Die - Guns 'n' Roses
  20. What's So Funny About Peace, Love and Understanding - Elvis Costello
  21. Imagine - A Perfect Circle
  22. Drift Away - Rolling Stones
  23. Billie Jean - The Civil Wars
  24. Carnation - Ghallagher & Craddock