Tuesday 30 April 2013

Retroactive


A week of meetings in the office is not the sort of week of work that Malt 'n' Music Man enjoys and when the 'managementspeak' is flowing he can't understand why he is sat in a meeting discussing what should be done instead of just being out there and doing it!!! This week's prize word is 'retroactive' - which I think basically means we had it right years ago before we started changing for change sake!



At least there was the gig to look forward to at the end of the week - Malt 'n' Music was coming of age - as we ventured into music promotion. The idea had been formed at the Protest Song evening when a Harry Bird and the Rubber Wellies track 'Ban the Bomb' made an appearance. The PM had seen them at a festival with the Malt 'n' Music Man and he turned to Malt 'n' Music Man and suggested putting on a gig at Moulton Village hall - and no sooner had Malt 'n' Music Man agreed than the email was written and sent!


The morning after the Malt 'n' Music night before is always one of whispers but the email from the PM seemed to shout 'They have only gone and said YES!'

Six months later the village hall was booked, the PA sorted, lights focused, bar stocked, all tickets sold and we were music promoters…

What a night it was too. Cast of Thousands (featuring a local spare-time Methodist Minister) opened the evening. Their set was blighted with technical problems but the crew worked hard to find the gremlins and by the time Cast of Thousands launched into 'King of the Road' the assembled sell out audience were in fine voice singing along and we all knew this was going to be a special evening.





Harry Bird and the Rubber Wellies took to the stage and immediately the village had two more friends. The band fed off the atmosphere in the room and the crowd fed off the musicianship and the divinely crafted songs. There were protest songs, songs about pirates, cycling, spanish songs and even a song in French! The first half finished with the new single Kettle of Silver - the band announced it was available on vinyl (complete with download code) during the interval!

What a sight to see during the interval that followed - children and young people queuing, buying and then wandering round the venue with vinyl in their hands - now thats retroactive!!

The second half was every beat as good as the first. Ban the Bomb complete with audience participation brought the house down. Steve Knightley (Show of Hands) often declares that its people's worst nightmare a folk gig with a sing-a-long chorus but the audience wanted more. As Harry Bird and the Rubber Wellies left the stage at the end of their second set the applause erupted and the crowd demanded an encore! The band were happy to please and played a new song again with gusty audience participation.





Music has its trends and different genres but at the end of the day there are only two types of music - Good and Bad! Harry Bird and the Rubber Wellies play good folk music and the crowd loved it.




You have to feel sorry for this generation as they are exposed to music on X-factor and all they see are so called 'artists' who want the fame and fortune that comes from the music industry over and above any musical integrity - they get to laugh at those so enticed by the dream that they fail to recognise that they can't sing, they see the tears of those who fail and the short-lived career of the winners. They also see the businessmen who exploit dreams for their own gain, the ones who are there year in year out growing rich on the hopes of the poor misguided fools.

You also have to feel sorry for those who have only ever been to an arena gig - arena gigs may have fantastic PA systems, unbelievable visual content and the biggest bands on the planet but no-one could ever have the same atmosphere that is created by a village who live together and are sharing an evening of music. After all this is what music is meant to be about - not faceless, tasteless, tone deaf moneymakers in suits - communities brought together.

This wasn't just a gig - this was retroactive music - music how it used to be. True artists who seek not fame and fortune but solely a place to play and entertain a community in its own space. An experience that is shared by those who meet in the local, in the street, walking the dog or as they come home from work and talk about what a great night it was…

…and it was.

Loud and Unplugged


Gig review to follow...


Malt 'n' Music 12
Acoustic
Track List to follow...


Monday 29 April 2013

Girls Still Not Allowed


Gig review to follow...


Malt 'n' Music 11
Ladies Night
Track List

  1. Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen
  2. Great Gig in the Sky - Pink Floyd
  3. Swing Low - Tiff Merritt
  4. Belong Together - Ricky Lee Jones
  5. Hello - The Cat Empire
  6. Child in Time - Blackmore's Night
  7. Edge of Seventeen - Stevie Nicks
  8. First Cut is the Deepest - PP Arnold
  9. Valerie - Amy Winehouse
  10. I Feel Love - Donna Summer
  11. Will You - Hazel O'Connor
  12. See If They Applaud - Thea Gilmore
  13. Something Got a Hold of Me - Beth Heart & Joe Bonamassa
  14. Love Machine - Arctic Monkeys
  15. A Case of You - Joni Mitchell
  16. Fast Car - Tracy Chapman
  17. Barracuda - Heart
  18. Pearl's a Singer - Elkie Brooks
  19. I Say a Little Prayer - Aretha Franklin
  20. Where the Wild Roses Grow - Nick Cave & Kylie Minogue
  21. Whole Lotta Rosie - AC/DC
  22. Proud Mary - Tina Turner
  23. Faster - Within Temptation

Saving the world - One Sip at a Time


Gig review to follow...


Malt 'n' Music 10
Protest Songs
Track List

  1. Military Madness - Graham Nash
  2. Peace Train - Cat Stevens
  3. Why Aye Man - Mark Knolpher
  4. Big Yellow Taxi - Joni Mitchell
  5. Sheep - The Housemartins
  6. Hurricane - Bob Dylan
  7. Lake of Fire - Barry Cleveland
  8. Ghost Town - Specials
  9. Police and Thieves - Junior Murvin
  10. Killing in the Name Of - Rage Against the Machine
  11. Rednecks - Randy Newman
  12. Rockin' In the Free World - Neil Young & Pearl Jam
  13. Zombie - Feli Kuti
  14. Profit in Peace - Ocean Colour Scene
  15. Keep On Keeping On - The Redskins
  16. Ban the Bomb - Harry Bird and the Rubber Wellies
  17. Real Good Looking Boy - The Who
  18. Whats Going On - Perfect Circle

How We Conduct Ourselves...

This was the night that nearly didn't happen - the Mav was due to host but was stuck at Hospital and so the Quizmaster came to the rescue and opened up his residence for the night to proceed.

This wasn't the only change to take place - we had a couple of Malt 'n' Music newbees Rock DJ and his mate (and ours) Morris Minor and they were thrown in at the deep end as they were first and second on the bill in the first half. Both made an assured start their first choices being welcomed by the Malt 'n' Music faithful.

Rock DJ even offered to produce the CD.

As the first half progressed it became clear that the band most likely to be found on a Desert Island would be the Kinks - as two of their tracks made an appearance in the first half!

As usual the food was themed and featured a few pineapples to say the least!! And then a very un-Desert Islandish pizza delivery (ham and pineapple so at least it continued the theme!)!! 

Into the second half and Rock DJ decided it was time to drag these middle-aged whiskey swilling musos into the 21st century and played a track we believe is described as something called 'electronic' music!

As a confused silence fell over the house no-one knew quite how to react, we had had some curveball choices before but here was something that no-one expected. Smashie (or was in Nicey) decided his glass needed refilling and disappeared into the kitchen. The rest of us sat in silence and concentrated very hard on our drinks not making any eye contact. Nicey (or was it Smashie) stayed in the kitchen for a long time pouring the slowest beer ever - minutes later as he formed the perfect head on his pint Smashie (or was it Nicey) walked back into the room just as Mr Fingers finished playing!

They say revenge is a dish best served cold and so it proved...

Nicey (or was it Smashie) brought us all back into our comfort zone with the Clash and we all relaxed and joked with each again.

Pretty soon it was the Mav's second choice and he confessed to always wanting to conduct an Orchestra and his second choice Resurrection Symphony would be the one he would love to conduct. The Quizmaster pointed out there were chopsticks in the kitchen and we set about forming an orchestra. Malt 'n' Music Man and his mate (and ours) Morris Minor formed the choir, the PM on percussion, Samshie (or was it Nicey) and Mr Chips the wind section, Nicey (or was it Smashie) and Little Drummer Boy (surprisingly) strings. Considering it was his first time the Mav was an exceptional conductor!



The evening ended, as they all do, too soon and we left the Quizmaster wondering what to do with all the pineapples...

However as I said earlier they say revenge is a dish best served cold and so it was as the CD produced by Rock DJ somehow, and he swears he knows not how, didn't contain Smashie (or was it Nicey's) tracks at all!!!




Malt 'n' Music 9
Desert Island Discs
Track List

  1. They Call Me the Breeze - JJ Cale
  2. Day Tripper - The Beatles
  3. Lenny - Stevie Ray Vaughan
  4. Hotel California - The Eagles
  5. Celluloid Heroes - The Kinks
  6. Lohengrin - Wagner
  7. Shangri La - The Kinks
  8. Looking for Somebody - Fleetwood Mac
  9. Sign of the Times - Prince
  10. Chia Mai - Ennio Morricone
  11. Gimmie Some Lovin - Thunder
  12. Thank You for the Music - Abba
  13. Fotheringay - Fairport Convention
  14. Good Vibrations - The Beach Boys
  15. Can You Feel It - Mr Fingers
  16. London Calling - The Clash
  17. Wednesday Morning 3am - Simon & Garfunkel
  18. Resurrection Symphony - Mahler
  19. Like a Rolling Stone - Bob Dylan
  20. The Masterplan - Oasis